LADIES, BUSH FALLERS NEED LOVE TOO BUT DATE THEM WITH CAUTION

“Which “rich” bush faller am I going to call today to pay my bills today?”

Dear ladies and slay queens, this is a message to those of you who live in Africa. Remember the saying “All that all that glitters is not gold”? Take it very literally when dealing with people who come from abroad (diaspora).

For those people who do not know what the word Bush faller or Bushfaller means, it’s a slang commonly used by anglophone Cameroonians and some Africans to refer to people who have left Africa to live abroad (typically in the West). “Bush” or “Bush land) refers to the countries bush fallers live in. For example, America, Canada, Europe or any country that is “seemingly” more developed (compared to an African country) is called “Bush”.  

Ladies, stop being fascinated by guys because they live abroad. Many of them work round the clock to pay bills and don’t have time to relax or enjoy themselves. For many of these guys, the only vacation they take is when they travel to Africa to “impress” you all with the “money” they worked 80 hours a week to get. 

Also beware of those bush fallers who come flashing expensive cars, gold chains, money and empty promises of providing you with a better life. Just because they live abroad does not mean they all have high paying jobs. Many are hustling two or three odd jobs to make ends means and will make you think they are living la vida loca when they are not.

As previously mentioned, they work round the clock and since the dollar is mojre powerful with respect to exchange rate, it is easier to spend money in Africa than it is abroad. $100 can go a long way in Cameroon, Nigeria, Togo etc. 

Remember that many of the bush fallers men showing off to you during their pleasure trips to Africa, have families of their own in ‘bush land’ and are only using you for sex and nothing more, so don’t be flattered or feel special if they pay any attention to you while on their vacation, as they are doing the same with many other slay queens as well. Once they are back in bushland, you are history to them, so be cautious and be informed. 

_{Featured photo credit: Mina Eyango’s Instagram page.}